On paper Wolverine is the ultimate badass. He has an adamantium skeleton making him virtual indestructible, the power to regenerate, animal like instincts, and razor shark claws that cut through virtually anything. He’s the perfect killing machine, but why does he spend the whole movie running around like a sad vagina on the rag? Instead of being a man of action and on a mission, he more like he’s a stupid jock tripping on roid-rage. He’s such a tool.
If you look at cooler movie characters like Riddick or Rambo, you will see these men are ground in their badass-ness. They know who they are, they’re the master of their destinies, and don’t like to have reality to be dictate to them. This is Badass 101. Wolverine on the other hand is tooled be women left and right. Tooled by Sabertooth. Tooled by Striker. He even agrees to help the US government to be their “special weapon” aka SPECIAL TOOL!
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This movie was clearly written by a dork, chode, and directed by a dildo. I guess Zach Snyder can’t be everywhere. This movie had all the makings to be totally, awesome, but instead what we got in some cliche hack bullshit! But its is NOT at all bad, and I think the majority of people will like this movie cause most people are RETARDED, but this movie didn’t meet my lofty standards. The coolest person in this movie is Sabertooth played by Liev Schreiber. He’s the only three-dimensional character in the whole lot with bite.
VERDICT: Wolverine is all style, zero substance, and even the style isn’t that impressive. The trailer is better than the movie. A Good cast wasted on weak ass script. If you love crap, then you’ll love this movie.
5 Comments
May 4, 2009 at 11:55 pm
I feel that Hollywood emasculated Wolverine because they wanted the character to appeal to Hugh Jackman’s female fan. I blame Oprah for this.
May 5, 2009 at 10:50 am
Yeah, someone told me that Hugh Jackman isn’t know for his acting abilities and that he is very hot! I’m like hmmmm, I never thought of him as a sex symbol, but I guess now that I think of it that makes allot of sense.
He’s always “in love” but when you step back his love seems like acts of a needy man. Falling in love with people in committed relationships… people who don’t love him…its all bullshit! Grrr!
September 29, 2009 at 1:02 pm
If you play the PS3 Game, (X-MEN ORIGINS – WOLVERINE) played by Hugh Jackman you’ll be reminded of how wolverine is supposed to be – very viscous, very violent, no compromising, ass kicking, adrenaline charged, blood and gore… I enjoyed the game just that much… almost like the Marvel Comics old days of Weapon X
February 16, 2010 at 4:10 pm
i mean, C’Mon… it didn’t SUCK. it was wack, but not garbage.. ..
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yeah,
it was for the ladies. i can’t understand how the FIGHT between Wolverine and friggin LAdy Deathstrike was better than him and Sabretooth. i ain’t see a Drop o Blood in that Whole movie. They Nudered ya Boy.
February 18, 2010 at 7:02 am
nah, bro! Wolverine was boo-boo! I went in for the best intention, but it was just no bueno!